Tuesday 12 March 2013

10 BEST things about SRMGPC





1) SRMCEM is perhaps the best private college of GBTU in lucknow.
2) Maximum placement in TCS from a GBTU college in city is from SRMCEM only.
3) The cultural event Abhivykti has so many working cells that every student gets a chance to participate in doing things of his or her interest, you can even learn how to be a security agent.
4) So many exams held that you will collect a huge amount of paper to sell. (lol)
5) Every year result of GBTU is getting worse but SRMCEM's result is getting better in terms of average percentage.
6)College buses are always on time.
7)Great friends make cactus feel roses, so if you feel burden of college then don"t worry, your friends will make college life enjoyable.
8) If you are serious about competition then don't worry, you will find a tough one here,thank God that you know 10 marks question out of 30 marks quiz.
9) Best thing no parking fees.
10)Last but not the least, college will give you no time to get sad,it will always keep you engaged and you wont miss your school life. 























Wednesday 6 March 2013

10 bad things about SRM university chennai


1. SRM university- faculties name in "tamil" hence difficult for students of north to remember.

2. Many survey compare it with IIT's (lol)

3. If attendance in any subject is less than 75% then 10,000 rs. fine per subject and detention.

4. Infrastructure is awesome from outside but from inside it sucks.

5. It's a beautiful college..no study..no work..lucky people get jobs rest sit in classes or look girls of other department.

6. People all over world worry about night robbery but SRM chennai students worry about day light robbery.

7. The maximum complaint about SRM chennai is about refunding of amount taken before admission that is 1.5 lacs.

8. The medical section have scheduled classes from 8:30-3:30 but they hardly have classes and are treated as reformatory school.

9. Faculties have their eyes locked towards the girls only and even they are so co-operative that they will not force you to study.

10. Engineering  is now competing but in SRM there are no hectic schedules, no stress, just pure fun..come to SRM if you have 6 lacs extra in your pocket.

Everything is manageable once you are in SRM  university chennai .




10 things about college of quizes.

1. quiz test on every monday and saturday.
2. college uniform.
3. midsems 2 times per semester.
4. two midsem per day.
5. Attendance na ho to assignment likho.
6. class me tapakta pani barish k dino mein.
7. Short semester me hi seminar do,term paper sbmit kro,project ki     synopsis sbmit kro.
8. Holidays nahi milte & agr dena pd gya to sunday ko clg open hta hai.
9.Wednesday ko aap casual dress pehan skte hai bt usme jeans.round neck t-shirts,designer shirts allowed nahi hai.
10. Aur itna sb krne k baad bhi INTERNAL marks nahi milte hai,marks milna to dur ki baat,internal back lagata hai college.

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Tuesday 5 March 2013

post your idea

what are your views regarding reservation in education centers and jobs ?

can you do it ?

The following equation is wrong: 101 - 102 = 1

Move one numeral to make it correct.

Move one line to make it correct.

tricky puzzle

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

Monday 4 March 2013

puzzle.

Once upon a time, in a temple, there were three deities: Truth, Lie and Wisdom. The Truth Deity always told the truth. The Lie Deity always told the lie. The Wisdom Deity sometimes told the truth, sometimes told the lie. Unfortunately, those three deities looked exactly the same, so that no one could distinguish them. One day, a sage came by and he differentiated them by the following trick: He asked the deity sitting on the left: "Who is the middle deity?"- "Truth", said the deity. He asked the deity sitting in the middle: "Who are you?"- "Wisdom", replied the deity. He asked the deity sitting on the right: "Who is the middle deitie ?"- "Lie", the deity answered. How could the sage distinguish the three deities?